A once attractive blonde had gained some weight, and decided she wanted to get the extra pounds off for good. She went to her family doctor and asked him to put her on a special diet plan. The doctor told her to give him a few minutes and he would give her a plan that would get the inches off in no time.
When the doctor returned he started telling her her plan. "Eat what you want to on Monday, then skip a day." He told her to do this in a pattern. Eat what you want one day, then skip the next.
The blonde came back in a month before she was supposed to, looking as stunning as ever. The doctor began to get worried and asked the beautiful blonde how she got that weight off so fast. They blonde wiped the sweat from her brow and replied:
"All that skipping!"
Have a great day!
I'm gonna skip over to get a haircut.
Wish me luck.<.div>