Are you one of the million people who sit in front of the computer all day long at work, and then get home to watch tv and in the process straining your eyes to the core? Well, here is the USB eye massager is designed for you people. Once plugged into a USB port, the massager automatically turns on, and begins the massage. There are two different speeds, “high speed” and “low speed”. Apparently, the massage is pretty much the best thing ever invented which helps to "aid digestion, fight against infection" and that it "stimulates the lymphatic system." All that from two fingers being jammed into your eye socket.